people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.
clint barton getting his hand stuck in a jar of pickles trying to get the last one, forgetting about gravity, and tipping the jar upside down to try and lodge his hand out only to be drenched in pickle juice.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
I sure hope I’m delicious.
I get this is true, but now all I can think is that these little buggers only work at dinner — I know this fact to be untrue — and that three days later, these little a-holes will go, “Isn’t it six? Where’s the buffet? It’s been gone for three days. We’re kind of hungry here. Hello? Staff? Oh well… Better start eating the restaurant.”