thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

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theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

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anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

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fuckyeahblackwidow:

SDCC Avengers: Age of Ultron concept poster

fuckyeahblackwidow:

SDCC Avengers: Age of Ultron concept poster

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greaseonmymouth:

uhbishop:

clint barton getting his hand stuck in a jar of pickles trying to get the last one, forgetting about gravity, and tipping the jar upside down to try and lodge his hand out only to be drenched in pickle juice.

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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(via mesinius)

ladyholmesoftardis:

chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

LOKI CHARMS

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pookie02:

I don’t care what gender or sexual orientation you are, I just hope we can appreciate a fine booty together when one presents itself.

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i-do-not-have-a-url:

theaspiefox:

ultrafacts:

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I sure hope I’m delicious.

I get this is true, but now all I can think is that these little buggers only work at dinner — I know this fact to be untrue — and that three days later, these little a-holes will go, “Isn’t it six? Where’s the buffet? It’s been gone for three days. We’re kind of hungry here. Hello? Staff? Oh well… Better start eating the restaurant.” 

i-do-not-have-a-url:

theaspiefox:

ultrafacts:

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I sure hope I’m delicious.

I get this is true, but now all I can think is that these little buggers only work at dinner — I know this fact to be untrue — and that three days later, these little a-holes will go, “Isn’t it six? Where’s the buffet? It’s been gone for three days. We’re kind of hungry here. Hello? Staff? Oh well… Better start eating the restaurant.” 

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

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thatprofessorguy:

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

Thor was always a Disney Princess.

thatprofessorguy:

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

Thor was always a Disney Princess.

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Let’s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants.

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